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Koreans are ridiculous! Funny, the most comments we get on our blogs and podcasts are for posts dealing with Korea-bashing. Is Super Junior (a.k.a. Super Gays) still around? Are they still apologizing for being [...]

What did Will Smith say when he was at a Korean restaurant? “I’m gettin’ jji-gae wit it”… LOL. nah. Will Smith sung a gem of a hit for us many years ago, “Welcome to Miami”. The Fresh Prince in South Beach “bringin’ heat” was a foreshadowing of new royalty that would be coming to town. Our great [...]

It’s annoying… truly ANNOYING that the U.S. had so many “fans” of soccer come out the woodwork for WC 2010 (”bee bam bam bay” – WC South Africa ESPN Theme). Last Saturday’s losing effort against Ghana was the highest watched U.S. soccer game ever… why?! We don’t really give a lick about soccer. And now [...]

This post is not about football… no, it’s about having integrity and decency as a human being. Albert Haynesworth is a defensive tackle for the Washington Redskins… check that… he is SUPPOSED to be a defensive tackle for the team. He was one of the most dominant football players in the NFL prior to signing [...]

Memorial Day is a day to honor our troops… past and present. For me, it was a day to waterproof and seal my d*ck. What are you thinking? Pervs. I moved crap to one side of my deck and then painted the clear side but I had to let it dry before I could move [...]

Tonight, the Boston Celtics take on LeBron James for Game 6 of their playoff series. That’s right… LeBron James single-handedly will try to beat the Celts. I hate him, as I hate hell and all Montegues. I don’t need to give any real reason why LeBron sucks a fat one… not Joey from Nsync, unless [...]

If you’ve been living under a rock like I have, this past week was mayhem as it is every week. Isn’t this a crazy world we live in? I go on one business trip and I feel like the world has passed me by… the Nationals have a winning record? I think these are the [...]

So you are probably wondering, “where in tarnation are the podcasts?” I don’t know. Don’t ask me. Just listen to old episodes and be satisfied with that for now. I’m going to start blogging like crazy and maybe Danny will follow suit. He is a better writer so beg him to do it.
“Sex” is a [...]

Tiger is a stud. Today is the day he made his return to golf for the Masters Tournament, as Danny correctly predicted he would months ago. Tiger Woods was once the biggest nerd on the planet. The things millions of dollars and a pretty golf swing will do. He went from ashy to classy as [...]

Yes. Just kidding. Hi guys! Jon here. Last night, I had a dream. I dreamed I was in a free-falling elevator and I died. Well I woke up confused but I’m alive and as far as I know Danny is alive and well also. He’s still honeymooning in Hawaii. His last text message to me [...]