Koreans are ridiculous! Funny, the most comments we get on our blogs and podcasts are for posts dealing with Korea-bashing. Is Super Junior (a.k.a. Super Gays) still around? Are they still apologizing for being gay? “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, naked, naked, naked, boys.” This paragraph deserves some hate-comments, don’t you think?

Side note: It’s understandable that all the sports-related blogs on our site get no love from the ladies. You see a picture of a brother in a jersey and you’re immediately on to the next one, on to the next one (that Jay-Z music video gives me the heeby-jeebies). We get no comments because let’s face it… guys don’t like to comment on anything online and girls are hating the sports talk. Well, what else are we supposed to do? It’s called the J and D (Jon and Danny) Show. It’s FUBU- for us, by us. If you have suggestions of what you want us to talk about, throw us a frickin bone. Comment or email what you want and we will work with you.

OK, now that we got that out ‘da way… back to the topic of Korea. I love the Korean language. I really do – but only because I can talk about other races in their presence, “O mo na! Indo saram naemsaena.” What does that mean? Can’t tell you. One thing however, that I don’t quite enjoy is the complexity of the Korean language. You have different ways of saying things to elders (jon-den-mal) and then to lowly peasants (Jon-Danny-mal). It is Danny’s birthday today so he turns 17… so for all you college students and older, you would say happy birthday as such: “Saeng-il chook-ha hae, Danny dear priend!” but for all you elementary school cats, you need to respect your elder by saying, “Saeng-sheen chook-ha- dur-eeb-nee-da, Danny oppa/hyung/nuna/unni.” Mad confusing.

We here at J and D Show.com are instituting a new policy. Sad that it had to come to this but it must be done, chingoos. Show some freakin’ love by spreading the word on the show (via re-tweets, facebook comments, sandwich boards on the interstate, etc.) and comment on our podcast posts. We will decline to do new episodes until we get five… five… five comment foot longs! So from now on, 5 unique comments on podcast posts will prompt Danny and Jon to get together to record epic podcasts. We lost some momentum with that 3 month vacation but lets get this thing swingin’ again. Ahnyung/Anyung-ga-sae-yo! Wish Danny a Happy Birthday for me, will ya?

And Spain wins the World Cup!!! GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!… mehhhhhhhhhh! Well, one good thing is that we got soccer out of the way for another four years. We attempted to have some people attend our podcast recording this week, unfortunately the only thing they contributed to Episode 26 was obnoxious background noise, but it’s OK… it was my (jon’s) bad because I didn’t do a very good job of editing them out. We attempted to do a top 3 hotties (female celebs) but we need your help because we don’t know the latest and greatest in that category. Comment with your suggestions otherwise Kristen Stewart is the hottest celeb in the world.

This picture is funny. Teehee!

I still root against LeBron with all my heart, mind, and soul… but I totally understand his choice. More wise words from the Fresh Prince: “It’s late in the day and I aint been on the court yet, hustle to the mall to get me a short set, yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair, ’cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there.” UHH it’s like ALWAYS summer in Miami so that means there are girls there all the time! Case closed. LeBron’s going to Miami!

Summer movie reviews:
"Shrek: The Final Chapter" – didn’t see it. But I saw Shrek the Musical on broadway with my parents last year. They didn’t get it. "Ogres are like onions?"
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" – didn’t see it. I’m afraid I will like it. And by "it", I mean Jacob’s hot body.
"Toy Story 3" – saw it. Cute. But I wanted Lots O’ Huggin Bear to win in the end. He looks so soft and cuddly. Woody is a dick.
"The Karate Kid" – didn’t see it. Johnny Lawrence is not in it. Won’t see it. Also, highly unlikely there’s a Chinese translation for "sweep the leg."
"Grown Ups" – didn’t see it but I believe I saw it back in 1993 – it was called "Saturday Night Live." I think Kevin James was supposed to be Chris Farely. He died. Also, if Rob Schneider doesnt say "Yeww can dewww it!" in a movie, then I won’t see it.
"Knight and Day" – didn’t see it. There’s something about Mary: her skin is melting off her face. She’s starting to look like Pennywise the clown. (fyi – if you don’t know Pennywise the clown, do not Google Image him. He gave me nightmares until I saw him in "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" and realized he was a funny guy.)
"The Last Airbender" – yeah right. 9% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I’d rather see "Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief." What a movie title. It’s almost as good as "Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood."

Best shows on TV that nobody is watching:
Basically, anything on Cinemax between 11 PM and 3 AM. You know, shows like "The Devil Wears Nada", "The Erotic Traveler", "Bikini Pirates", etc.
Oh, and "Friday Night Lights" on NBC.

Things guys shouldn’t do on Facebook:
Use emoticons and exclamation points when writing on someone’s wall. "Hey there buddy~! Miss ya!   -__-   See ya soon!!  =)"
and that’s pretty much it.

Happy 4th of July. Be careful when playing with fireworks. You’ll get burned.

What annoys me even more is the fact that Korean-Americans, born and raised in suburbia with the whiteys were saying if the U.S. and South Korea played, they would pull for the team with shorter legs and their first names on the back of their jerseys. ANDDD, get this, a lot of Korean-Americans were pulling for North Korea! Let me remind you… they are the enemy! Seems to me the lines have been blurred when it comes to who you root for. If you are a citizen of a country that offers you freedom and a great life, you need to F-ing root for that country.

All the Asian teams are officially out with Japan’s shootout loss today so if you are Asian American you have no reason to be tweeting about World Cup anymore. In fact, now you can focus on tweeting about what really matters… Eclipse comes out at midnight! Team Edward > Team Lionel Messi.

No new podcast this past weekend because if we don’t get comments I assume no one has heard the previous week’s episode. No more World Cup action for you bandwagoners means more time to comment and stroke the J and D ego. Lego my ego.

This week, Danny and Jon pay tribute to all the dads out there. No chance any dads listen to this show but hope you all are enjoying the World Cup. As we mention on this episode, some dads don’t get the privilege of watching soccer without being killed.

Jon is also a proud new father so hear about his new family. It’s scary that he has a life to provide for when he can barely take care of his own.

“Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do”… wise words from John Mayer but you want some wise words from Jon Kim? Vuvuzelas are the instrument of the devil.

Congrats Kobe on another NBA Championship! Perhaps we can finally put to rest the debate “who’s better, Kobe or Lebron?” Clearly Mr. Bryant takes the cake… but is he as good as Michael Jordan? We talk MJ vs. Kobe a little too.

Q. It’s Father’s Day on Sunday. Did you get a gift yet?
A. Nope. Not even close. Its so hard to shop for dads. It’s even harder now that I have two dads after getting married. I’m all out of ideas for gifts. The current front-runner as of this moment is a 36 pack of Coors Light from Costco. That’s really the best I can do.

Q. On the last show, you and Jon said that you were in love with Justin Bieber. What other guys do you have man-crushes on?
A. First of all, I wouldn’t say that I have a man-crush on Bieber. I don’t consider him a man yet. If you don’t have pubes, you can’t qualify for my man-crush list. With him, its more like puppy love. Anyways, currently on my man-crush list: Chef Gordon Ramsay, Adam Richman from Man V. Food, John Wall, and John Marston, the main character from Red Dead Redemption (I’m sure you’ve seen the commercial for this video game billions of times now – unless you watch TLC or Bravo).

Q. Bros before Hoes, right?
A. Yes. Bros before Hoes. Dicks before Chicks. Bro-varies before Ovaries. Dude-eruses before Uteruses.

Q. What movie are you most looking forward to watching this summer?
A. Toy Story 3. I read all the reviews this morning and it received a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I’ve never seen that before. 100% fresh! I’ve never cried during a movie but after reading all the reviews of how touching Toy Story 3 is, I have a feeling that might change when I watch this one. It took the strength of a thousand suns for me not to cry in the fist 2o minutes of Up when Carl Fredrickson’s wife died. How come only Disney/Pixar movies can do this to me? They’re freaking cartoons! Oh, and I have almost zero interest in watching Eclipse. I’d rather chew Eclipse gum. Zing!

Q. Now that Kobe won his 5th ring, is the Kobe/Jordan debate legitimate?
A. No! Never ever ever ever ever ever. The Lakers won Game 7 in spite of Kobe. He was horrible. No doubt that he’s probably a top 10 player of all-time. I like Kobe. He’s great, but he’s no Jordan. Imagine if you switched Kobe and MJ (if Kobe played on the 90’s Bulls teams and MJ played on Shaq’s/Gasol’s Lakers), the 2000’s Lakers would’ve easily won 10 straight titles while the 90’s Bulls would’ve lost to the Knicks every year in the playoffs. Everyone quickly forgets how good Jordan was. By the way, I love how Kobe copied MJ’s title celebration from 1992 (jumping on the scorer’s table and screaming at the crowd). That was annoying.

Q. Are you happy its Friday?
A. No, because we’re only 3 days away from Monday.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads. Don’t forget to tell him you love him so that you can experience 5 seconds of genuine awkwardness afterwards.

Now I am no stud nor Haynesworth but this week has been a PAINSworth… in my eye. I woke up Monday morning with a corneal abrasion on my left eye. What does that mean? That means it hurt like S everytime I saw a glimmer of light. So yes, I didn’t go into work, just like Fat Al, but atleast I put on my Ray-Bans and worked from home. The only abrasion Haynesworth is familiar with is in between his fat folds because he’s fat. He’s a fat bastard. I hate him! I’m back in the office today and I should get a bonus for doing my work. If only I could get paid a $41-million guaranteed contract for being fat. Is it football season yet!??!?!

Are people still visiting this site? No chance. Anyway, we need to start again SOMEWHERE so we start with this mediocre podcast in honor of the start of World Cup 2010. We skipped episode 23 in honor of Michael Jordan… NOT Lebron James. Lebron would be a great goalie for team USA but he won’t play soccer because he’s smart.

In this episode we talk about Danny’s fortunate meeting with the Wondergirls. We talk summer movies and other nonsense. Spread the word that we’re back and please support the J and D because we are coming out of hibernation for you guys!